British, 21, she/her pronouns. The most decadent slut since the fall of Rome💝💖Femme 4ever 🌺🌸

 

sabrinawinslow:

pacmantrinity:

identificat:

spar-kie:

wrexingdrew:

regbian:

clownings:

worldsworstfather:

the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

hates the irish, fucks to survive, war criminal

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she does not FUCK

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(Source: hexglyphs)

cosmic-noir:

commander-ledi:

emergencycocktail:

switch:

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

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Originally posted by antmfunny

kaedien:

sixpenceee:

The sun at the South pole never sets during the summer. It just circles the pole.

this is so cool i love this planet

melancholymango:

I did the being edgy and self-deprecating thing, it gets old. I wanna be soft and lovely and easily impressed. I wanna appreciate all the little things that make me happy the same way I’ve dwelled on every single thing that upsets me.

prollyright:

Finding someone who thinks you’re interesting enough to talk to you every day, whether they’re a friend or a lover, is one of the best feelings ever.